TOP GUIDELINES OF SLATER

Gladys Fordingbridge would be the aged standard host with the team. She's the only real woman. Her lounge is cluttered with cat hairs and pictures of distant kinfolk. Her poems consist solely of sub-Pam Ayres cat poems, among which, entitled 'Naughty Paws', managed to rhyme 'Whiskas' with 'discus'.Susan Mole, better generally known as Auntie Susan,